I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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