She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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