brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Semen is not good for contacts.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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