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I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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