The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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