why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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