We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
please come you make the beer taste better
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
