is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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