Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I will pee on everything he values.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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