I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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