so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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