We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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