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(908): View more from New Jersey

i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?

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(908): i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking? http://tfl.nu/grwd

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(314): View more from Missouri

I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.

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(314): I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line. http://tfl.nu/63gr

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(317): View more from Indiana

Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists

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(317): Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists http://tfl.nu/xgub

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(248): View more from Michigan

They have a pepper shaker for pot.

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(248): They have a pepper shaker for pot. http://tfl.nu/nws4

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(847): View more from Illinois

Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life

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(847): Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life http://tfl.nu/jn6o

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.

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(314): So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs. http://tfl.nu/hgyg

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(256): View more from Alabama

FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.

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(256): FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation. http://tfl.nu/7b12

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(975): View more from Missouri

At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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(975): At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt. http://tfl.nu/pzgf

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.

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(413): I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened. http://tfl.nu/qzdq

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(604): View more from British Columbia

never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man

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(604): never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man http://tfl.nu/2zew

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(612): View more from Minnesota

4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.

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(612): 4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break. http://tfl.nu/kp6i

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.

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(615): She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light. http://tfl.nu/1kuc

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(951): View more from California

Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.

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(951): Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day. http://tfl.nu/6blw

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?

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(423): Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina? http://tfl.nu/kprk

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(613): View more from Ontario

He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.

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(613): He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs. http://tfl.nu/4yrh

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