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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.