So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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