so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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