I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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