Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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