You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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