you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
