At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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