so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
