I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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