I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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Have fun and good luck.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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