it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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