awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
