He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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