So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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