Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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