How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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