Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Ladies don't puke and tell
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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