Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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