we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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