Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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