If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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