return my video game
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
