are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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