you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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