im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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