she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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