You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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