paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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