I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Randomize