You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So. Much. Porn.
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