And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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