we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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