4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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