that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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