their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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