drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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