I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
