Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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