we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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