Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And then my night got REAL pukey
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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