She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's never too late to be topless.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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