i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
