Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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